Video: Holiday album

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    This Holiday season, embrace the most wonderful

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    time of the year with the most wonderful album of the year!

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    Get Cyber Safe presents the only holiday album

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    out there that can help you stay safe online.

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    Sign along to reimagined classics

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    guaranteed to replace anything that rhymes with "hublé"

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    or "barey" in your record collection.

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    O giga-byte, a suspicious file

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    Trip for free, won the lottery

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    Sounds like a phishing message

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    Shopping night, deals tonight

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    Snuggle up next to the festive yule firewall

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    while you celebrate the joy of the season.

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    Act fast to get your album in time for the holidays.

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    Plus, if you click right now, you'll recieve

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    two albums for the price of one at 0 dollars down.

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    This exclusive holiday offer won't last long!

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    Visit to get the only album

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    that will help you save money by teaching you

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    how to avoid online scams.

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    This album is not an actual record. It's a secure website.

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    But you can listen to the songs on the website,

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    so that's kind of the same thing.

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    We're Get Cyber Safe. Of course it's online,

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    and it will make you more cyber safe.

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    Otherwise, be suspicious when asked to click on any links.


    Fine print:

    This album is not a record, it’s a secure website. But you can listen to the songs on the website, so that’s kind of the same thing. We’re Get Cyber Safe, of course it’s online and will make you more cyber safe. Otherwise, be suspicious when asked to click on any links.  
    For optimum performance and safety, please read these instructions carefully. Void where prohibited. Suitable for everyone. Actual mileage may vary. No animals were harmed during the production of this product. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Package sold by weight, not volume. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed.
    Do not eat. Even though it’s tons of fun, this album is not a toy. One size fits all. Colors may, in time, fade or become more vibrant. Use this anywhere where you need some joy or cyber security in your life. Edited for television. List was current at time of making this really cool video. Rated E for everyone. At participating locations only, which includes the location you are in right now. Keep away from fire or flame. Look Mom, I’m on a YouTube video! Beware of dogs, cats, rodents, aardvarks and platypuses. Platypi? Platypods? More than more platypus, you get it. No purchase necessary and no payment required. Ever. It’s free! Pre-recorded for your time zone. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Do not feed album after midnight. Please allow 4 to 6 seconds for song delivery. Not responsible for any injuries that may arise out of dancing too much. Be mindful of your surroundings when busting a move. Slippery when wet. This is not an offer to sell securities.
    Read these disclaimers at your own risk. Ask your doctor or pharmacist and, if they like holiday music, share it with them, too. Parental guidance advised because everyone’s parents like cyber security. Always read the label, including this one. This album should not be used as a flotation device. Do not use while operating heavy machinery, skydiving, riding a unicycle or walking on stilts. Do not stamp. This product contains great songs, excellent singing and advice for staying safe online – listen at your own risk. Enjoyment not guaranteed, but likely. Use only in well-ventilated area. Not for resale. Hand wash only. Keep away from sunlight, moonlight, fluorescent light, incandescent light, candlelight and pilot light. This product is available for an infinite limited time only. This album contains no preservatives or additives unless you count funky fresh beats. Keep away from pets and small children unless you want them to be cyber secure, too. Safety goggles are a good idea during use. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
    Please remain seated until the web page has come to a complete stop. Refrigerate after opening, and do not refreeze after defrosting. Flammable… if by flammable you mean, “these songs are on fire”. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position. Repeat songs as necessary for optimal cyber security and festivity. Do not look directly into light. Do not go gently into that good night. Avoid extreme temperatures, or any temperature for that matter, and store in a cool dry place, ideally without malware. No salt, MSG, artificial colouring or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. Also, do not ingest. Please. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not use if there is a safety seal on the video. DO NOT DELETE THIS LINE — make depend depends on it. [ADD FUNNY LINE HERE]. Warranty does not cover normal or abnormal wear and tear, misuse, accident, lightning, flood, hail storm, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, wind chill, humidex, speed bumps, highways to the danger zone or alien abduction. Be kind, please rewind.
    And of course, enjoy the music and Get Cyber Safe!

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